Monzo Bank

MUNDANE POLL:

a special shoutout to anyone who’s ever had a cough creep up on them during a presentation, gone red in the face from trying to hold it in, only to have it then explode out of you and culminate in a five minute coughing fit in front of absolutely everyone x

REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR MONZO AT THE BRITISH BANK AWARDS: - We make you laugh on LinkedIn - It would make us smile - You could win £1,000 if you vote, thanks to Smart Money People* - It’s a very kind thing to do - Our mums said you should - It would make Greg ecstatic *T&Cs apply. Voting closes 22nd April 2025. Link here to vote: https://lnkd.in/eQNvRkwm

MONDAY AFTERNOON TO DO LIST: - make a cup of tea - forget about the cup of tea - sadly reheat the cup of tea in the microwave - eat 6 biscuits - repeat until you log off

watching The Apprentice last night and seeing our VP of Marketing AJ Coyne turn up as a judge

Loving the fact I can personalise my Monzo Bank app icon to show my support for Coventry City Football Club - for when a season ticket isn’t enough, the small things matter 😀👍🏻

MUNDANE POLL:

WORKING REMOTE STARTER PACK - MARCH EDITION: - starting every conversation with ‘it’s getting light quite early now, isn’t it?’ - video call background showing some cherry blossom - working under a blanket in the morning but wearing shorts by the afternoon - ‘sorry I’m late, the dog kept trying to eat the daffodils’ - MINI EGGS AS SNACKS - ‘not long till the bank holidays!’

The Monzo universe just got bigger - kids can now use Monzo too 🪐 A free bank account for them, with controls set by you. Parents and guardians can now sign up for an Under 16s account - link in the comments 👇 Parent/guardian account required | Ages 6-15 | Ts&Cs apply | UK residents

OFFICE SITUATIONS THAT REQUIRE THE MOST WILLPOWER: - saying no to going out for lunch when you’ve already brought some in - trying to print something - connecting to the big screen to present - resisting the urge to go back for that second biscuit - sitting through a 5pm meeting that definitely could have been an email - not saying ‘ah, the sun’s out’ when the sun’s out