Does anyone actually like corporate jargon? Or are we all just pretending? #corporatespeak #corporatejargon
ClickUp - adding on to your list: 🌭"Don't show them how the sausage is made" (it's important to note I have never worked in the meat industry) 🍇🍒"Let's focus on the low hanging fruit" 🍽️ "Let's table this discussion" 🚍 "We have to make sure they are on the right seat of the bus" 😆😆😆
I remember the first time my boss asked me if I have bandwidth and I responded that I had the best package my internet provider offered….quite embarassing.
This is what it would be if Drax from Guardians of the Galaxy worked in an office environment 😆
Managers utilize corporate jargon as a smokescreen for their lack of clarity and understanding.
Clear and simple language usually fosters better connections
Corporate jargon can be so intimidating if you're not on the same page. Drill down.. scroll down.. same thing. The wind chimes hahaha 🤣 Petco Park?
Not only is he dangerously literal, but he needs to get his hearing checked!! Pin, not pen!! I'd like to be a fly on the wall for that HR talk. 😆
With an increasingly “busy” LinkedIn feed, it’s rare that one single piece of content has prompted me to check out a company. This one did. Good (and hilarious) stuff!
I'm guilty of using corporate jargon sometimes, but I'm trying to stop 👀
“Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death.” ― Albert Einstein
2moThose are some of my favorite meetings to sit in is when people use phrases or terms to try and elevate their speech. Although one of my favorite phrases to use is: "9 Women can't make a baby in a month"