So This Aint Right

This is a random assortment of patches that I have made over the course of playing Modded Skyrim. A lot of these patches I have made ages ago and have never seen the light of day until today! They are all in a FOMOD and are all ESL Flagged! (Or at least they all should be). Some of these patches could have very well already been made somewhere else, I just never saw them. Hopefully you find something you need! Enjoy!

Below is a rough list of the patches included in this page:

Carriage Drivers Are Alive - Carriage and Ferry Travel Overhaul Patch:
This patch gives the carriage drivers the packages from CDAA and changes the ownership of items added to the CFTO Carriage drivers. Now the CFTO carriage drivers (That have a vanilla counterpart) will feel alive!

CDAA Ferry Addon - CFTO Patch - Same thing ass above but for the ferry addon from CDAA

The Coachmen Patch - Tweaks some dialogue conditions, edits some packages, and edits the spid file that distributes the new packages so the drivers that have CDAA packages will use those instead of the default ones from Coachmen

Position Combo Patches for CDAA - CFTO:

• GG's Markarth Outskirts
• Jk's Markarth Outskirts
• Jk's Riften Outskirts
• Jk's Ryn's Whiterun Exterior Patch
• Jk's Solitude Outskirts
• Jk's Windhelm Outskirts
• Northern Roads
  

Khajiit Has Tents:
Expanded Towns and Cities Complete Patch - Makes KHT work with ETAC since it moves the khajiit camp to a different location. Fully navmeshed and will work with the ETAC Lux Via Patch out of the box. Now has version for both ETAC Complete and ETAC Dawnstar Standalone.
ETAC + Cities of the North - Dawnstar - Consistency Patch for the COTN Dawnstar - ETAC Patch. Now has version for both ETAC Complete and ETAC Dawnstar Standalone.
Pilgrim - A Religion Overhaul - Small tweak that moves the shrine in Riften slightly so it doesn't clip with the big tent.
BUVARP SE RE - Gives the tents added in Windhelm and Solitude the KHT tents

My Wormpie Hagraven Tweaks:
Woman of the Pine Tweak - Makes it so the Woman of the Pines doesn't spawn until level 15 (the level is based on a global so you can change the global to whatever you like)
Odgreth The Undying Tweak - Odgreth the Undying won't spawn where Horgeir's mead stash is in Dragon Bridge until level 20 (the level is based on a global so you can change the global to whatever you like)
No Poison Gas - Completely removes the poison gas from the Woman of the Pine location

More Tweaks - Edits I've made to mods that aren't necessarily a patch:
Bears of the North Vanilla Size - Makes the Bears with bears of the north their vanilla size while keeping the new models
Capital Whiterun Expansion Stockade Removal - Removes some stockades on the walls in front of the Jorrvaskr. Made this for An Abstract Skyrim - Whiterun Jorrvaskr Walls addon.
On a Crimson Trail - Nerfed Bounty Hunter - Gives the bounty hunter iron plate armor instead of steel soldier armor
Distant Dragon Roars Not From Beginning - The Distant Dragon roars won't start until AFTER the quest "Dragon Rising" is completed.
Lyssia - Whiterun City Limits Integration - Moves Lyssia's Initial encounter to the destroyed Halted Stream Hamlet
Mihail Baby Mammoth No Dead Mammoth and Sabre Cat near Whiterun - Disables the dead mammoth and sabre cats close to Whiterun. Sometimes they could get daring if you have a big Whiterun exterior and can get too close to the city.
Unique Border Gates Fixes Tweaks - My tweaks to Unique Border Gates Fixes. This was mainly for compatibility for Fat Skyrim, but is standalone. Gets rid of collision boxes, makes the doors usable, and lets you go through the gates to get past the border in some areas. Includes a mesh made by 1990Srider in SR Exterior Cities for the Morrowind - Riften border gate.
Slightly Easier Harder Thaneship - My own version of Harder Thaneship by Sacralletius/AndrealphusVIII. The original is not required since all this does is edit vanilla globals, but please go and endorse the page "Andrealphus' Harder Quests"!

• Comparison: Vanilla -> Harder Thaneship -> Slightly Easier Harder Thaneship
• Major Holds (ex: Whiterun): 5 -> 20 -> 15
• Minor Holds (ex: Falkreath): 3 -> 12 -> 8
  

Solshiem Animals Overhaul - My personal tweak to the solsthiem animals leveled lists: Has a lot of requirements so make sure you have them all if you want this.

• Lowers the chance for wolfs, skeevers, sabre cats, and bears and distributes Nixhounds and a few guars early on, Kagouti and Alits at level 10, level 13 adds more wild guars, mating kagoutis, and shalks, and grahls start spawning at level 28 and up.
• Requirements: Grahl - The Ice Troll, Alit (Creature Series pt.4) SE, Shalks (Creature Series pt.5) SE, CC Nixhound, and Mihail's Kagouti and Guars
  

Map Marker Tweaks: Hides map markers from mods that you could see on the map from the start of the game. The mods included are:

• Forgotten Seasons (Included in unofficial patch for those that use it)
• Umbra (also included in unofficial patch)
• Meridia's Order
• Solitude Docks Updated
• Fat Skyrim - A worldspace expansion
  

COMAP Addons:

• Ryn's Whiterun City Limits - Give Halted Stream Hamlet a destroyed village map marker
  

Other Patches:

• A Dog's Life - Hellish Hounds Patch - Forwards new skeleton from HH to A Dog's Life
• A Dog's Life - SkyTest Patch - Forwards SkyTest records to A Dog's Life
• Bow of Shadows - Reduced Cut - LOTD Bow of Shadows Patch
• BUVARP SE RE -  Arena - An Encounter Zone Overhaul Patch - Patches an encounter zones
• COMAP Khajiit Caravan Markers - ETAC Patch - Moves the Khajiit camp marker from the Khajiit Caravan Marker addon for COMAP to be where the Caravan is moved to by ETAC. Has patch for both ETAC Complete and ETAC Dawnstar Standalone.
• Dark Brotherhood Revengence - Timing is Everything Patch
• Dynamic Animal Variants Plus - Huntsman Consistency - Changes the black sabre cat to brown since Huntsman adds a different type of sabre cat that uses the black sabre cat texture
• Inconvenient Dungeons - Dragon Cult Patch - Patches conflicts. Keeps Dragon Cult's Draugr edits while forwarding any changes to the actor ref from Inconvenient Dungeons
• Inconvenient Dungeons - Dragon Cult + Dungeon Scaling Addon Patch - Forwards some actor ref difficulty changes from Dragon Cult's Dungeon Scaling Patch
• King Priest - LOTD Patch - Changes Vahlok to always drop LOTD's Vahlok Mask while giving it the stats and model of the King Priest one.
• Locked Chests Have Keys - Ryn's Halted Stream Camp Synergy - Conflict resolution and makes the locked chests added by Ryn's Halted Stream be unlockable by the key from Locked Chests Have Keys
• Kagoutis and Guars- Mihail Monsters and Animals - Rare Curios Patch - Makes the Kagouti drop Kagouti Hide from Rare Curios. Also makes any recipe requiring the original hide, require the Rare Curios's Hide instead
• Missives - ETAC Dawnstar Patch - Moves the Missive Board so it doesn't clip some fences. Includes patch for ETAC Complete and ETAC Dawnstar Standalone
• Missives - RYFTEN - Make Your Riften Pathway Option - Jk's Bee and Barb Patch - Moves the missive board under the balcony of Ryften Pathway adn Jk's Bee and Barb (Only requires Jk's Bee and Barb. Can be used without Ryften Pathway)
• Pilgrim - ETAC Patch - Moves the shrine from Pilgrim in the dawnstar caravan camp to the new caravan camp location from ETAC. Works with the Khajiit Has Tents Patch out the box. Has patches for both ETAC Complete and ETAC Dawnstar
• Reasonable Quest Rewards - Quaint Raven Rock Patch
• Reasonable Quest Rewards - Radiant Blocker Patch
• Reasonable Quest Rewards - Scarcity Patch
• Redguard Elite Reintegration - Higher Fee Patch - Conflict Resolution Between Alik'r Prisoner - Higher Fine from "Harder Quests" and Redguard Elite Reintegration
• Ryn's Dragon Mounds Collection - Cut Content Restoration Patch - Disables some rubble from ryn's dragon mounds so that it doesn't clip with Frost River Farm
• Ryn's Standing Stones - Standing Stone Limitations Patch
• Ryn's Whiterun CIty Limits - Mihail Baby Mammoths Patch - Disable a huge mammoth skull blocking a road added by Ryn's Whiterun City Limits
• Thane of Riften Requires Favor - Artificer - An Artifact Overhaul Patch - Quest Conflict Resolution
• Worldspace Transition Tweaks - Fat Skyrim - A worldspace expansion Patch - Edit to Worldspace Transition Tweaks to disable the collision boxes on the east side of skyrim so that you don't get stopped when going to the new areas from Fat Skyrim by walking on the ice floats
  

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FAQs:
Q: Can you make X patch?
A: These were all personal patches for my own list. I will most likely not make any requests.

Q: What's your modlist?
A: Aren't you nosey.

Q: This patch won't work!
A: Some of these patches require Backported Extended ESL Support if ur not on the most recent version of skyrim.

Q: Will you make versions of the ETAC Complete patches for the standalones? (ETAC - Dawnstar.esp, ETAC - Riverwood.esp, etc)
A: I'm lazy so probably not I have conquered my laziness! Standalone patches are now up.

Q: Could you put an image of X patch up?
A: I will at some point put some more images up. I have just been extremely lazy

i will perform the black sacrament if u complain

Credits:
DarkFox127 for A Dog's Life
Skinwalker21 for Alit (Creature Series pt.4) SE, Shalks (Creature Series pt.5) SE
abstractprimal for An Abstract Skyrim - Whiterun
AndrealphusVIII/Sacralletius for Andrealphus' Harder Quests, BUVARP SE RE, Inconvenient Dungeons, Worldspace Transition Tweaks
SimonMagus for Arena - An Encounter Zone Overhaul, Artificer - An Artifact Overhaul, Pilgrim - A Religion Overhaul
MihailMods for Baby Mammoths - Mihail Monsters and Animals (SE-AE version), Kagoutis and Guars- Mihail Monsters and Animals (SE-AE version) (''morrowind''), 
JPSteel2 for Bears of the North, Cities of the North - Dawnstar, Northern Roads
MichaelDawn for Bow of Shadows - Reduced Cut
Surjamte for Capital Whiterun Expansion
Kinaga for Carriage and Ferry Travel Overhaul
ViktoriaLanders for Carriage and Ferry Travel Overhaul - Fixes and Winterhold
toostruus for Carriage Drivers Are Alive SE
Janquel and many others for Cities of the North - Dawnstar Patch Collection
EpicCrab for Dark Brotherhood Rising Revengeance, On a Crimson Trail
Clofas for Distant Dragon Roars
DylanJames for Dynamic Animal Variants SPID
missjennabee for Expanded Towns and Cities
vykaz for Fat Skyrim - A worldspace expansion
opusGlass for GRAHL - The Ice Troll (Bloodmoon Creature Restoration Project) SE
rougeshot for Hellish Hounds
jkrojmal for JK's Markarth Outskirts, JK's Riften Outskirts, JK's Solitude Outskirts, JK's The Bee and Barb, JK's Whiterun Outskirts, and JK's Windhelm Outskirts
Skyking2020 for Khajiit Has Tents
ElectricSparx for King-Priest - Enhanced Dragon Priests
icecreamassassin and Jelidity for Legacy of the Dragonborn - Creation Club Patch Hub
icecreamassassin for Legacy of the Dragonborn SSE
jayserpa for Locked Chests Have Keys
AlmightySE for Lyssia (fully voiced follower and quest)
GGUNIT for Markarth Outskirts
TheOscar0 for Meridia's Order
IronDusk33 for Missives
Undriel for Quaint Raven Rock - SE
foreverphoenix for Reasonable Quest Rewards
Ooreeoo for Redguard Elite Reintegration
Yuril for RYFTEN - Make Your Riften - Inner
Ryn2g for Ryn's Dragon Mounds Collection, Ryn's Halted Stream Camp, Ryn's Standing Stones, and Ryn's Whiterun CIty Limits
RealPuPpEt for Scarcity SE - Less Loot Mod
RoastGorilla439 for Skyrim Cut Content Restoration
etayorius for SkyTEST - Realistic Animals and Predators SE
Fe4therstone for Solitude Docks Updated
Styyxus for Standing Stone Limitations
Enodoc for Thane of Riften Requires Favors
sleeperCale for The Coachmen - Carriage Driver AI Overhaul
Delta for The Dragon Cult - A Draugr Overhaul
kryptopyr for Timing is Everything SE
Janquel Czasior robertgk2017 and ra2phoenix for Whiterun Exteriors Patch Collection (JK - Ryn's - Capital)
TheWormpie for Wormpie's Hagravens (SE)
Cer12 for Unique Border Gates Fixes      

1990Srider for an asset I used from SR Exterior Cities  

ItzIvy and ChickenMike for testing the FOMOD!
ChickenMike for volunteering to hyperlink a lot of this for me lol
Vektile for having a good ass skyrim