At a family BBQ this weekend, I had a quick blast from the past!
Most of you know I was raised by a single dad. (Yes, when you see Buckley Schwerd randomly telling me how great I am on one of my posts, that's actually not a coincidence!! He's my number #1 fan 🤗).
He's always been motivated to keep a tidy house - and I'm equally motivated to not clean the house. Lots of horn locking in my younger years, and probably the only real source of tension in our otherwise peaceful house.
I remembered this weekend - when I was about 16 or 17, my sister (also a tidy person - well, "tidier" than me) left for college, and that left just me + brother + Papa Schwerd. Brother was working after school, Papa Schwerd was working - well, all the time.
They made me an offer - we'd agree on a price, and they would pay me cash to run point on the housework. 💰
I took one look at the laundry pile. Walked straight to a local pizzeria, and got hired to manage their phones. ☎ To be EXTRA safe from housework, I then walked to the local awning shop, and got hired to manage their paperwork. 📎
𝘞𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘳𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘢𝘵 $1 / 𝘱𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴, 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘶𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘵𝘩, 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨!
𝗪𝗛𝗬 𝗱𝗼 𝗜 𝗯𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘂𝗽 𝗻𝗼𝘄?
Well, I'm back from a 2 week whirlwind of travel, preceded by five intense months of client engagements.
And I just made eye contact with my laundry pile, and wondered if it's still $1 / pound to outsource. 👀
🌟 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆?? 𝗜'𝗺 𝗰𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗲𝗽𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗰𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀!!! 🎉
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