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Producers, stop selling yourself short 🚫💀. Quit hyping up directors like they’re the next big thing 🎬✨. Hype YOURSELF, not them – they’ll dip and you’ll be left like 👀💨. Show off YOUR skills so agencies pull up to YOU, not just for your director’s clout 💯🔥

Another film made in AI by Uzer Khan 🔥. Now you might be thinkin’, "Anyone can do that!" 🚫 WRONG. You gotta have that eye, that vision 👀💡. You ain’t just throwin’ random prompts and hopin’ for the best. Nah. You gotta know EXACTLY what’s poppin’ in your head, like a whole movie playin’ in there 🎬. It ain't trial and error—it’s more like reverse engineering the masterpiece 🧠🔧. That’s why I be strugglin’ with these AI freelancers sometimes. 😤 Like, I gotta spell EVERYTHING out for them including prompts 📝, or else the vibe’s all off, and I’m sittin’ here like... nahhh, this ain’t it 🤦🏽♂️. #AI #runaway #midjourney #AIanimation #AIart #filmmaking #adfilm #filmproducer

The dopest thing you’ll see on LinkedIn today - a whole Nike ad made by AI (text to prompt) 👾 and a lil Photoshop magic by Ace Director Uzer Khan! 🤖💥 #AI #runaway #midjourney

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So, production houses be out here grindin’ like free promo machines for the Directors, Agencies, and the Crew. 💪🔥 You’re bustin’ your butt to drop a banger of a film, and then some other creatives see the ad, hit up the director, and are like, “Let me roll with my fave production house.” 🙄😩 But wait! What if we had reviews like Airbnb? 🏡💬 That would slap! Imagine folks actually knowin’ who to vibe with before they sign on. Like, are you really gonna buy that dope looking product on Amazon with a one-star rating? Nah, we all want that five-star flex! 🌟💯 But for real, it’s easier said than done. Who’s gonna spill the tea in public about how someone was a total mess to work with? 😬🍵 Maybe you keep it on the DL for your own inner circle or share it with your producer squad. 🤫🤝 So yeah, let’s get those reviews goin’, but low-key. 😎✌️

So there’s this wild buzz in the producers’ crew chat groups about some clients makin’ us work like we’re in a sweatshop! 😩💼 Posts goin’ viral like 10K shares, everybody’s feelin’ the vibe like, “Yeah, we can bring a change". But deep down, peeps be like, “Kuch nahi hoga!” 🙄💔 We got like 4000 producers! All it takes is 1% of ‘em to snatch up those jobs you’re refusing. So what’s the game plan? 1️⃣ Push back as much as you can without sendin’ clients into a rage! 🛑 2️⃣ Hustle your butt off so you can say NO to those whack jobs! 💪 3️⃣ Build your brand so clients be hittin’ you up like, “Yo, we need you!” 📞

Peep these red flags! 🚩 Have you heard of this producer? Did they lowball to snag the job? How many films are they juggling? Are they handing out kickbacks? 💰👀 Just because they check some boxes doesn’t mean they’re a total scammer, but less films = less cash flow, and low margins could mean late paychecks. 🥴 But remember. Even the big dogs in the game can ghost you on that money 💸👻, while the lil’ fly-by-night joints might pay up quick 💰⚡️. You never know what peeps be on 🤷♂️ So do your homework 📚 and get that sh*t in writing! ✉️✍️ Good luck! 🙌🔥

Obsessing about producers' margins? So a senior creative once admitted, about how some peeps are low-key miffed 🤬 that producers are cashing in. Like, they think producers are rolling in dough 💰, and it’s driving a wedge between everyone! Can we chill? This obsession? Total vibe kill! These Clients won’t drop extra bucks for work outside the scope 📜, directors are asking for the moon 🌙, and some creatives want upgrades like they’re on a five-star vacay. Then these Agency heads trying to start their in-house production? 🤦 If everyone just focused on making fire scripts 🔥, the awards and cash would flow! Business Managers? Chill with the production house plans—just build good vibes with clients and watch the $$ roll in. And clients, that cash for producers? Not just a charity gig. A killer film = more sales! 🎥💸 If you wanna obsess, how about worrying about why Moonshot is stealing your clients? Why Gut is opening yet another office, while you are shutting down. Clients, you need to worry why your products ain’t flying off the shelves? If you think producers are raking it in, why not start your own production house? 💼 But let’s be real, it’s not all vibes and good times—some who tried ended up back in their cushy salaried jobs like, “Welp, that was rough.” 😂 Sure, some producers make bank, but let’s not forget about the vada pav queen! She’s hustlin’ too! 🍔✨ As Sir Hegarty says - Create work that moves, motivates and inspires, and the sales – usually – look after themselves.

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