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INTRODUCING: STARTUP IDEA OF THE YEAR 🏅 That hot idea to grow your business you’ve always said you’ll “get around to one day?” Well, “one day” has arrived, and we want to hear it! We’re collaborating with Enterprise Nation on opening applications to exciting new business growth ideas from across the UK, with a top prize of £10,000 up for grabs to help bring them to life. And all eligible applicants will also get a free 6-month subscription to a Monzo Business Pro bank account*. (Subject to eligibility, excluding existing Monzo customers. Enterprise Nation will notify eligible applicants when the offer is ready to be redeemed). Applications close on February 28th at 11.59pm so be quick. Apply now via the link in comments 👇 *Monzo Business Pro costs £9 per month after trial ends, only sole traders or limited company directors can apply. Ts and Cs apply.

🚨 NEW ADS ALERT 🚨 We're building on last year's 'Money never felt like Monzo' campaign with a whole new set of ads just for Monzo Business. You'll see them on TV, on digital billboards across the country, on the radio, across social media, on YouTube, in search, all over the web and even your literal letterbox. Basically, you won't miss them. But just to make extra sure, here's a preview - enjoy! 📺 (Only sole traders or limited company directors in the UK can apply. Ts&Cs apply.)

EVEN MORE EMBARRASSING OFFICE MOMENTS: - when you pronounce something wrong and someone corrects you publicly - accidentally pressing your chair lever down and suddenly dropping  - spilling water or tea on your desk  - your stomach rumbling loudly when you’re in a lift - your colleague talking loudly in the background of a call  - tripping over your own bag on the floor

💡 savings hack: save £1 every time it rains

THINGS YOU CAN SAY IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY IN A MEETING: - ”it’s all about finding that balance” - ”just to echo...” (repeat what someone else said) - ”looks great!” (if people are smiling) - “hmmm not sure” (if people aren’t smiling) - “yeah let’s park this for now” (you have time to come up with a response later) - “thanks for a productive meeting everyone!” (you didn’t say anything throughout)

nothing kicks off a Friday night like your Monzo reminding you how much you've spent on a takeaway 🫣

IT’S HERE. WHO ELSE IS COUNTING DOWN TO THE TRAITORS FINALE TONIGHT? Drop your thoughts/theories/wildcard ideas below 👇

THINGS MORE ELUSIVE THAN JANUARY PAYDAY: - the printer working on the first go - a meeting starting exactly on time - a completely clean office sink - finding a free meeting room on a Wednesday - someone sharing their screen without asking ‘can everyone see my screen?’

FAITHFUL BEHAVIOUR IN THE OFFICE: - watering the office plants - bringing in snacks from your recent holiday - actually putting used dishes in the dishwasher - holding the door open for someone - writing a description of the meeting in the invite 

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