Let's face it, sometimes the daily grind gets old and what you really need to help perk things up is a solid dad joke or funny one-liner to help you feel, well, grounded.
Did you catch all our coffee puns right there? We brewed them up especially for you.
In fact, we're just getting started delivering all kinds of corny references to the beloved cuppa joe that'll have you — wait for it — livin' la vida mocha.
From wisecracks on lattes, cafe au laits and French roasts, this collection of puns goes full steam ahead on everything related to everyone's favorite morning beverage.
Whether you use these clever witticisms as Instagram captions or to crack up your local barista, one thing is for sure — whoever reads them is naturally bound to respond by saying, “Cool beans!”
In the list below, you'll find cute coffee puns, puns for couples and every other kind of java-adjacent saying you can imagine.
The only thing missing? Any talk of decaf because, seriously, coffee without caffeine is no laughing matter.
So read on and get ready, because we're about to hit you with — you guessed it — our best shot.
Best coffee puns
- Hit me with your best shot.
- Java nice day!
- Brew or die.
- Full steam ahead.
- Brew can do it.
- Not your average joe.
- Good things come to those who au lait.
- Ex-presso yourself.
- Brew can’t handle the truth!
- Look what you made me brew.
- This is grounds for dismissal.
- One small steep for man, one giant steep for mankind.
- I’d love to go, but I’ve been grounded.
- Deja brew.
- The daily grind.
- It’s just a shot in the dark.
- Just brew it.
- I don’t give a frappe.
- This is how we brew it.
- Perk up, it’ll be OK.
- I’m running a bit latte.
- Stay grounded.
- Livin’ la vida mocha.
- Every little thing is going to bean alright.
- Red, white and brew.
- Cool beans!
- This is the start of a brew-tiful friendship.
- Hit the grounds running.
- That’s a tall order!
- Lait it on me.
- It’s no skim off my back.
- Don’t bean around the bush.
- Better lait than never.
Coffee puns for couples
- I love you a latte.
- You mocha me crazy.
- Never bean kissed.
- You mean a latte to me.
- Where've you bean all my life?
- We're the perfect blend.
- That's a cheap shot!
- You've bean on my mind.
- Wake me up before you cocoa.
- We were meant to bean.
- Pour some sugar on me.
- Don’t press your luck.
- I’m a latte to handle.
- Sip me baby, one more time!
- Everything I brew, I brew it for you.
- Hot to trot.
Cute coffee puns
- Pardon my French roast.
- Frappe birthday!
- Don't spill the beans.
- Trouble is a-brewin'.
- The ends justify the beans.
- Ask not what your country can brew for you, but what you can brew for your country.
- Ground rules.
- It's all going to pot.
- Wake up and smell the coffee.
- Take a walk on the mild side.
- No use crying over spilled milk.
- Put on your thinking cappuccino.
- Bean me up, Scotty!
- Espresso Patronum!
- And that's a frappe!
- Steep on it.
- Nice chai, better luck next time.
- I can't frappe my head around it.
- It's a long shot.
- To bean or not to bean, that is the question.
- My cup runneth over.
- It's not worth a hill of beans.
- Bean there, done that.
- Mocha makes the world go round.
- I'm running out of steam.
- Stop the presses!
